Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Overheard at the dadman’s work

Friday, February 17th, 2012

“Abraham Lincoln was a vampire. They’re making two movies about it.”

“Hey, uh, you can’t leave until you code your share of the work. So… See you in ten years.”

“Nah, we’ll let him out. Once or twice.”

*indecipherable Chinese/Japanese/someforeignlanguagethatsoundsAsian*

“Man, I can’t wait for those movies to come out.”

“Ooooooh, I’ve got it.*

*uncontrollable laughing*

Conversation: I do not think that means what you think it means…

Friday, January 20th, 2012

[After discussing an upcoming project, then being released to 'free study' time...]

Teacher: “Noah, Doug, do your work. I know you both have something to do.”

Noah: “But I’m being creative and using my imagination and engineering skills in Minecraft.”

Teacher: “No. That does not count. Do your work here; you can play Minecraft all you want at home.”

Noah: “But at home I have to do my work.”

Teacher: “…”

Doug: “You know, he does have a point.”