Aaaaaall the college students (all the college students)

I consciously know that I’m not the only college student who isn’t drinking every weekend, but talk of alcohol and drugs is so ubiquitous on campus that I sometimes feel rebellious by NOT partaking in these activities. I refuse to conform to the perceived norm. I’m a teetotaling hipster. If everybody sobers up, I guess I’ll just have to take up drinking and drugs.