Labor Day

September 2nd, 2011

???????I wrote this in U.S. Gov/Contemporary Issues today. It was a rewrite for a fail-essay. (Everyone rewrote their essay, because they were all awful. No one included any of the three supporting reasons she asked for.) My teacher, Mrs. Coley, said she would enter it in the Constitution Day contest. I still don’t know what that is, though. I’ll Google it.

(Topic): Is the Constitution really necessary?

Rules exist to benefit those they apply to, and sometimes even those that they don’t. The Constitution was a document written for the good of all man, though more immediately for the residents within it’s effective boundaries.

The Constitution makes life better for all who live under it in several ways. It allows for civil and unalienable rights, and makes the maintaining of those rights it’s primary purpose. I believe it is the fairest government ever created.
One of these, and the most prized of these central rights, is the right to govern yourself. The Constitution fulfills this admirably. Considering how many citizens live in the United States, it would be simply impossible for every person to vote in favor of or against every law, and still allow ample time for debate! Instead, every citizen has the right to vote for the candidate whom they believe embodies their best interests. That candidate debates and votes for citizens of his area.
When you commit a crime, you are not tortured until you confess. You are not brought to the gallows and simply ‘dealt with’. Every citizen, once accused, is brought before a jury of his peers, who eventually decide whether or not he is guilty. Before that happens, the accused provide their evidence, and you are allowed to defend yourself. I believe, along with thousands of others, that this is the fairest possible way of deciding whether or not someone is guilty.
You have the right to do most anything that will not harm others, and does not violate other’s rights or property. You can go outside and talk about why you think our government is the worst in the world without fear of being imprisoned or even reprimanded.

The Constitution was created with the intention of revolutionizing many millennium of improperly balanced governments. It’s founders wished to rectify the eternal predicament of rulers oppressing the ruled. The only method they found- indeed, the only proper one that we know of- was that which centered upon the rights of the individual. It was created with the idea that a nation consists solely of it’s citizens, all of whom are equal, and that any authority figures became figures of authority by being elected to that position by their fellow countrymen. Thus, all have the right to lead and contribute to our fine Country. It is only those who have the ability to lead that do so.

-Noah Caldwell, 9/2/11????????ikoni

Let’s Build… A Castle! Part II

August 31st, 2011

????????When I left off, I had established an area for my castle. Next, we need to create a bridge.

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How’s that? I like it.
Now to find a tree (and hope I don’t accidentally blow it up).

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I like that too. Finally, I get to blow up/burn down all the other trees! Mwahaha!

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I also like fire. (I like it best!)
Hold on a moment. I feel an idea coming…
Oh!
What if I make an escape route below the bridge, like so?

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It looks a little odd, but the invaders won’t be able to tell while they’re charging over it, pouring into the castle as I escape right under their feet!

I feel smart now.

Okay, enough with that. I remove enough blocks to give me a guideline for the walls, then start digging down. After many swings, a few rocks dropped on my toes and at least as many swear words, I end up with something like this:

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I already started building the floor. Now to finish, and create supports under the blocks.

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Gah! It’s so… Boring! I can do better than that.

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There we go. It’s all better now. Tune in tomorrow for the logical prequel to Tower Defense:

Tower Creation.

Also, I added a basement I mean dungeon.

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Okay, adio- wait. Something’s wrong there, but I can’t quite… Whatever. Must be a trick of the light.

Let’s Build… A Castle! Part I

August 30th, 2011

I’ve always loved building things. It doesn’t really matter what with- blocks, Legos, sticks, you name it. One of my other interests is the medieval genre. Two swordsman dueling on an open plain! None to watch; the only one who knows and appreciates his victory is also the sole survivor. The smaller battles can be just as epic as larger battles, but very rarely can they be so grand.
Such large battles need a good landscape to be interesting. No one wants to see two armies just charging each other and shooting at the mob of combatants, the archers disregarding friend or foe, as likely to hit one as the other. The most common- or at least, the most well-known and most interesting battles take place at castles.
Ah, the castle. The staple of warfare! An impenetrable fortress of doom! The home of nobles and lords and kings! The location of the great men of that time!
Well, more or less.

First, let’s look at some of the aspects of my previous castle to see what we want in this one.

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This picture outlines what I want in outer walls of my castle: supports so it looks cool, and windows from the towers so my invisible guards can see the nonexistent enemy before they’re inside the castle.

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Ooh, that was a problem with all my walls. Sure, when you’re inside it looks like putting the wood under supports like that will make sure it doesn’t fall out or something, but from outside it looks bad. So I want the supporting columns to be entirely of stone (except, perhaps, for a few of wood inside).

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I want windows on every side of the tower.

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Ugh, that was difficult. I wanted a tree inside the castle (somewhat reminiscent of Minas Tirith), but I destroyed everything within my construction site. I had to make one myself, and no matter what I did, it looked awful. There are flowers there, if you didn’t notice.

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This is my dungeon/cellar. I was going to put a few jail cells in here, and maybe a storage room with TNT, but I didn’t get around to it.

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This is my seeeecret escape route. It leads out pretty far, and splits into two, so as to throw off any pursuers. You can enter through the block below the tree or in the dungeon behind a staircase.

Alright. In this castle, we want:
Aesthetically agreeable walls w/ supports
Windows on every side of every tower
A tree
A dungeon w/ cells and maybe a storage room
At least one escape route

After a Google search, I find a few things I should have added to that castle:
Great hall
Chapel
Well (<-- Escape route!!!)
Baileys and wards
Gatehouses
Living quarters
Keeps

Good stuff, eh?

Now that we know what we want, let's find a spot to build. Since you can't select a new spot for your home (there is an option to save and warp home; that's also where you spawn when you open the map after downloading it), I'm going to generate several random maps until I find something I like. I make two or three, then find something nice.

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I want to keep a tree or two in the middle, but I need something to guide me by- I need a border. So I start mining to place TNT, but I come upon this:

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Thinking on what I know of medieval castles, I realize this is a fantastic border! There’s no way enemies could climb it. Therefore, I set off the TNT I placed behind me as it is.

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There’s one of the pits I created. Tomorrow, we’ll start building something.

Castle!

August 29th, 2011

I found a Minecraft clone for the iDevice called ‘Eden- World Builder’. It’s not nearly as in-depth as Miecraft, of course; there’s no mining for one. You just build. Therefore, you have unlimited materials (sadly, they aren’t as varied). You can also place materials from much farther away. (roughly ten blocks. I haven’t measured it.) For my purposes, it’s fantastic. I need something to do in my spare time at school- not just some shooter or cheap puzzle game. This game doesn’t challenge you- it forces you to challenge yourself to see just what you can do with it.
It’s a lot of fun.

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Here are some maps I found. You can look at maps people post, though only one person can be on the map at any given time. I suppose that helps it run, as there are probably absolutely no animations in this game. No character models either.

Here’s something I built:

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I like it, but it’s just a rough draft. I’ve got some technique down, now I’m going to try and make something really impressive. More on that tomorrow.

Landmark III

August 26th, 2011

иконографияHere’s some more stuff:

AP Euro: We looked at a map, and took some notes.
Band: Percussionists played games while wind players warmed up; at the end of class, she told us how to e-mail a playing quiz to her.
STEM I: After brainstorming locker designs, we looked up a few sample designs, and took pictures of potential areas for the lockers.
Chemistry: We took a quiz on the Metric system, and e-mailed it to the teacher.

So we didn’t do anything totally awesome. It’ll take time to transition to paperless; the teachers have been using paper all their lives.
I like the multitasking system the iPad has; you can double-tap the Home button to bring up a list of all the apps currently loaded. So I can leave the game I’m playing (cue World of Goo), glance at my e-mail, then go back without having to load the whole thing again, or even restart the level. I wish you could split the screen into two. Or perhaps if they sold a second screen you could just connect with Bluetooth or a cable. It could even have a bit of extra RAM to offset the extra screenspace and support the additional data.
As a tablet, it’s extremely convenient. It’s very light and compact, and it’s masterfully simple design (though personally I’d sacrifice that for more versatility). The drawbacks are that it’s very fragile and has a short battery life (depending on what you’re doing).
I think that an iPad would be a better choice for most classroom settings, excluding any but the most basic technology courses. Those need a PC or a Mac.
For my personal use, I still haven’t decided yet. It IS extremely convenient, and every app launches very quickly. As far as games go, if I’m playing a 3D game, give me a mouse & keyboard or a controller over a touch screen any day. That said, there are many, many creative apps out there that are incredibly innovative, and would not work as well on any other type of interface.

Landmark II

August 25th, 2011

I forgot to mention, the iPad came with a case. It’s the ’smart’ case, meaning the front cover can fold into three plates that can, in turn, form a triangle which is used to prop the iPad up.
And yes, we are allowed to install apps onto it. I’ve already put a few games on it, each of which run a lot faster on the iPad than on my 2nd-gen iTouch. We just can’t play them at school.
Also, they’re iPad 2s.

Here’s a little more info about how we’re using the iPads:
English II: We downloaded ‘Bullfinch’s Mythology’ and started reading it in iBooks. So far, it’s a good read.
Latin I: Nothing specifically. She did mention that we were going to get a Latin dictionary soon, also in iBooks. And she let us take notes on it if we wanted to.
US Gov/Contemporary Issues: We looked up certain parts of the Constitution and it’s amendments to answer questions. For homework, we wrote up a paragraph for each of a few Founding Fathers then e-mailed it to her.
Algebra II: We had the option to use a whiteboard app for our work.

That’s all for now; I’ll have four different classes tomorrow. We’re supposed to be going almost totally paperless soon. That’ll be a relief- then I can stop carrying around eight folders and a binder.

Landmark

August 24th, 2011

Today, the teachers at the STEM school distributed iPads to all the students. It really is very nice, but I’ll reserve final judgement until I’ve used it for longer than half a day.
I’m writing this up on my iPad. The keyboard is essentially the same, but I can’t hit one key then drag my finger onto another key like I do with my Netbook. (That may not be how I was told to do it, but hey, it works. Pretty quick, too.) To be fair, I sometimes can. It’s not as regular, though. Other than that… Not many problems so far. The screen’s actually bigger than the Netbook’s, which is kinda pathetic. Score one for the iPad.
However, Apple won’t let someone make a Python (or for that matter, any programming language) terminal app. Their coding will let it be done; you can have one if you jailbreak your iPad. They just don’t want it. Maybe legal reasons? Maybe it’s an attempt to prevent someone from screwing their machine up? I’d say they just don’t want it. (It could be legal jargon. That seems less likely, though.)
I felt the need to document this historic moment. It could be the start of a fantastic new school that revolutionizes Knoxville’s education system. I certainly hope so. As far as I can tell, KCS just needs to realize that not all kids learn the same way. A lot of my teachers from years past didn’t seem to get that; fortunately, however, the teachers at the STEM Academy are doing very well with it so far. Especially the math teacher. She came flat out with it, saying she actually enjoyed thinking of new ways to teach the same stuff.
So yeah, I’m hopeful.

Just a thought…

December 20th, 2009

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The Monty Python Blues

December 13th, 2009

I got a haircut yesterday. I was expecting the piles of mountains of curls to rise up to the heavens and put the Tower of Babel to shame.

The above passage was an incredible understatement. The people responsible for it have been sacked.

The above message has been found to exist only because of a conspiracy. The people responsible for the conspiracy have been promoted due to their go get em’ attitude. The people responsible for the message have been sacked.

The above message has been found to be only a prank by several high schoolers. The teachers of those students have been sacked.

The company responsible for the first message have become bankrupt. All agreements between it and other companies or people have been made null and void, including this passage and the ones above it.

Thank you for your time.

A useless key

December 10th, 2009

I love my keyboard.

Sure, it’s yellow, purple, red, and blue, and it has pictures on the keys,  but I still love it.

Except for that one button between the left shift and tab. i DON’T THINK i HAVE EVER HIT THAT KEY ON PURPOSE. eXCEPT TO DO THIS EXAMPLE. i’VE ADJUSTED TO HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WHENEVER TYPING. I am holding down the shift key right now. Wow, I just realized I type faster when holding it down. And now caps is off. I’ve seen plenty of instances where people can count on their fingers how many times they have purposely pressed down that awful little key.