Noah in the Middle

This last week I went to a Scout camp for a week. It is called Camp Daniel Boone. I took the merit badges:

Archery- Finished

Leatherworking-Finished

Fishing-Only need to catch two different types of fish to complete.

First Aid-Finished

The food wasn’t very good, plus they pile it all together, not really caring  if they put rice on top of your roast beef. (Half- cooked rice.) My campsite was about close to a mile away from the mess hall (which also happened to be where most of the badges took place.) The water was really cold, yet we still found a way to have fun- Jump into the stream! (It was colder then the lake.) After a couple of minutes, though, you start to get used to it. Meaning that you went numb. The stream ran all throughout camp, and you could often saw people fishing somewhere (mainly on the short stone bridge.) There was also a place called Boonesborough, which took about 40 minutes to get to, walking. It was mostly uphill too. (Grr!) But there they had lots of arts and crafts that you could do, and they had a tavern! It had chips, root beer, and cream soda. (All for a one time price of 19.95! Call now to get a %20 discount! 865-567-4200!) I bought a root beer. It was a brand I didn’t see much often, but it was pretty good.

It is April Fool’s day. At school as soon as the announcements were finished, we had a fire drill that lasted FOREVER!!!!!I think it was an April Fools joke, but the teachers never said April Fools. I still think that it was. Phillip rode home on the bus with me today, and after we got off a bird pooped on his head. April Fools! He really did ride home with me, though. We got to my house, then we had to do our evil homework! (EVIIIIIIIL!!!!) Then I showed him my game, Starcraft. Then we pretty much did whatever until his mom came at 6:3o (Too early!) and picked him up. Then I did study island, which is a website that Knox County Schools uses that kids can study on. Then I looked at my mom’s blog (domesticpsychology.com), and she walked in and said that I couldn’t look at her blog unless I posted often. Then I wrote this post. At the end of the post I wrote “And then I wrote this post.” And then I wrote- never mind.

Last weekend I went skiing with my dad and my boy scout troop on Sugar Mountain. One person in my troop went snow boarding. He got into a fistfight with the mountain. The mountain won. (He broke his wrist and had to go home when we got back to the campsite.) Phillip, Tyler and I took a lesson. By the time the lesson was done, we only had enough time to go down the beginner slopes once before it was lunch. I fell once at the beginning because a snowboarder fell right in front of me and my friends went ahead. Then my dad helped me up and we talked for five minutes or so, then I went zooming down the slope with my dad behind me, trying to tell me to slow down. About halfway down I found Phillip and Tyler; both of them had just fallen. I almost ran over Tyler’s handhold stick or whatever it’s called on the way past them, but I lifted up my ski went over it. Then I continued my rapid ascent to the bottom where I finally stopped and found out that my dad had been chasing after me the whole time. Then he said that it was lunchtime and I should go eat. So I went and looked for everybody else for about fifteen minutes or so, then I found them at one of the picnic tables behind the resort. After lunch I put on my skis and went down the intermediate slope. I got off at the first stop, about halfway to the top, then quickly skied down to the bottom. I was scared-I was going faster than I did on the beginner slopes, and I was once again passing everybody else. when I tried to stop on the slope, I couldn’t. I could stop at the bottom without crashing to stop, but it was still pretty scary. It was fun, though! I went down it a few more times, then once I decided to go the second stop. When I got off, I went speedily down the slope once again- although this time there was one difference. I crashed. I guess I was leaning forward too far, because I went rolling slash sliding down the mountain for about 30 feet. That was probably my favorite part. There was a snowboarder on the side of the path taking a rest, and when I fell, he said,”Dude, that was gnarly!” I fell once later on, but it wasn’t as big as this one. I want to go snowboarding next year!

Today my brother and I helped my grandfather in the yard.We trimmed the big trees and helped him make a ramp so he could park his mower inside the shed.

My birthday is coming up!(MWAHAHA!)My best friend Phillip is coming!We’re seeing Pirates of the C. 3!!!ON OPENING NIGHT!!!P.S. ON OPENING NIGHT!!!

I was riding along on my bike, happy as can be, when out of nowhere, 4 nerf bullets came flying through the air! I managed to look through the barrage of evil and saw my very own dad attacking me!!!! I flew off my bike, my tender flesh ripping from my body. The pain! The horror! I need an airsoft! I…WANT…REVENNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!

easter is fun!the easta’ bunny hid tons of eggs at my house and I found the most!Plus,I learned                                                HOW TO KILL A PERSON  WITH A BANANA                                    _________________________________________________________ 

1.Force him to drop the banana

2.Eat the banana , thus rendering him weaponless

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