“Oh God No” Frozen Parody

Written with the girlfriend in a Barnes & Noble cafe.

“Oh God No”
A parody of “Let It Go” from Frozen
Parody written by Madi Mansouri and Noah Caldwell

The homework glows white on my desktop tonight
Not a pencil mark to be seen
A kingdom of procrastination
And it looks like I’m the queen
The wind is howling like my internal voice tonight
Couldn’t do my work, heaven knows I’ve tried

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be productive like they want you to be
Conceal, don’t feel
Don’t let them know
(knocking) Oh God they know!

Oh God no, oh God no
They’re certain to find out now
Oh God no, oh God no
They’re sure to have a cow

Senioritis since freshman year
Let the crunch time start
Sleep is for the weak anyway

It’s funny how such little work can pile up so fast
The time for food and TV is long in the past
It’s time to see what I can do
To test my endurance and BS too
No right, all wrong, I’m suffering
Please help me…

Oh God no, oh God no
This due date is long past
Oh God no, oh God no
Since when did I have this class?!

Is this even my work or is it my friend’s?
Please let this be mine…

*instrumental*

My pencil hurls from my sore hand against the wall
I’ve lost count how many times I’ve sang “Fuck It All”
And one thought crystallizes like a surprise test…
My C’s not coming back, I can’t finish the rest!

Oh God no, oh God no
I can see the break of dawn
Oh God no, oh God no
I spent too long writing this song!

I don’t care what they’re going to say!
Watch my grades go down,
I’ve been accepted to college anyway.

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