I got a haircut yesterday. I was expecting the piles of mountains of curls to rise up to the heavens and put the Tower of Babel to shame.
The above passage was an incredible understatement. The people responsible for it have been sacked.
The above message has been found to exist only because of a conspiracy. The people responsible for the conspiracy have been promoted due to their go get em’ attitude. The people responsible for the message have been sacked.
The above message has been found to be only a prank by several high schoolers. The teachers of those students have been sacked.
The company responsible for the first message have become bankrupt. All agreements between it and other companies or people have been made null and void, including this passage and the ones above it.
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