I was riding along on my bike, happy as can be, when out of nowhere, 4 nerf bullets came flying through the air! I managed to look through the barrage of evil and saw my very own dad attacking me!!!! I flew off my bike, my tender flesh ripping from my body. The pain! The horror! I need an airsoft! I…WANT…REVENNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
