I was riding along on my bike, happy as can be, when out of nowhere, 4 nerf bullets came flying through the air! I managed to look through the barrage of evil and saw my very own dad attacking me!!!! I flew off my bike, my tender flesh ripping from my body. The pain! The horror! I need an airsoft! I…WANT…REVENNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
Archive for April, 2007
My Dad is a child abuser!
Sunday, April 29th, 2007
FIELD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007Today I am going on a field trip.It is a tour of Bearden Middle. Best of all, my best friend Phillip is going to Bearden Middle and High with me! Plus a bunch of kids from scouts go to Bearden too! I think middle school will be fun!(I really am crazy, aren’t I?)
Friday the 13th
Friday, April 13th, 2007
I was on on second base, and had turned my head and *WHAM!*
A kid ran into me.It hurts if touched.
easter
Monday, April 9th, 2007easter is fun!the easta’ bunny hid tons of eggs at my house and I found the most!Plus,I learned                                HOW TO KILL A PERSON WITH A BANANA                           _________________________________________________________Â
1.Force him to drop the banana
2.Eat the banana , thus rendering him weaponless
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